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What Do You Mean You Don’t Like JBiebs?

DISCLAIMER: I have been a Belieber since Day 1. Please don’t let anything that you’re about to read make you think otherwise. Picture
On April 2, 2016, (last night) I had a moment. It was one of those moments in life where you think to yourself, “everything has changed; life will never be the same after this.”

​What was this moment you might be wondering? It was the very moment in which I watched Justin Drew Bieber sing “Sorry” shirtless, under a waterfall, in the Vivint Smart Home Arena as part of his Purpose World Tour.

Trust me.
​Everything. DID. Change.
Up until this moment, he had always been just a boy who sang catchy songs. I used to listen to him in the car by myself or when I was with just my girlfriends.

Now? I will listen to him loud and proud wherever I am. He is a lyrical genius and he’s adorable and he’s deep and he’s… this is already a run-on, so I’ll just stop there.

PictureAfter this epiphany, it has come to my attention that not everyone respects, studies, and stands by the Biebs beautiful melodies as much as I do. So, I’m taking it upon myself to list the Top 10 deep/thoughtful/poetic lyrics from Justin Bieber’s music for you all.

​Hopefully, this will bring some conversions.


1. “What’s a king bed without a queen?” Like, it’s still a king bed… but what IS it?
2. “Chillin’ by the fire while we eatin’ fondue.” If you were to ask me what my dream date is, please understand that my answer involves fondue (cheese obvi) and chilling by fires. Of course the perfect man thought up the perfect date.
3. “Many have called, but the chosen is you. Whatever you want shawty I’ll give it to you.” You. You You. I choose you.
4. “I never thought that I could walk through fire; I never thought that I could take the burn.” He is humble, and he knows his limits. (Spoiler: later on in the song he realizes that he should never say “never.”)
5. “Smile on your face even though your heart is frowning.” This is such a beautiful and touching lyric. I could be smiling but frowning on the inside. How does he know so much about me?
6. “Never say Never.” Never. Refer back to #4.
7. “Spend a week with your boy, I’ll be calling you my girlfriend.” And THIS is why JBiebs is the perfect man. I’m out here bending backwards to get a guy to love me, and I get a hard pass and get called a “friend.” After one week, ONE WEEK, he’ll be calling me his girlfriend? I’m. So. Down. Every DTR lovers’ dream.
8. “Can’t make up your mind, mind, mind, mind, mind; please don’t waste my time, time, time, time, time.” @ every guy I’m in like w/ RN.
9. What you got, a billion could’ve never bought.” He thinks, no… He believes, no… He knows that I’m worth more than a billion (I’m assuming that’s in US currency.) Thanks boo.
10. “Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo. Like baby, baby, baby oooh.” I saved the best for last, obvi. He’s saying so little but so much at the same time. Ya know?

Okay, okay. I know that those are most likely the 10 worst lyrics from him; they aren’t deep or thoughtful at all. It’s just really hard for me to not be a little sarcastic. I’m working on being less sassy… The point is that I know that his lyrics are silly, that he wears too much plaid/long t’s, and that all of his model shoots are photo shopped (they have to be, have you seen how adorably scrawny he is?)

BUT, that is why I am a true Belieber. I know all of these things and yet I still love him. That is true love.

Thanks for reading y’all. Now go listen to some Justin.

Keep it sassy ladies and gents.

xoxo Kristen

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