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Every Thought I’ve Had On A First Date

  • December 4, 2017

If you're reading this, we probably haven't gone on a date. I'm sorry. You're seriously missing out. (lol not really.) BUT, I'm sure you're now thinking... "Hmm. Kristen. I've never gone on a date with her. I wonder what it…

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Why I Feel Personally Attacked by Dean From BIP

  • September 18, 2017

Disclaimer: This is a post specifically about people from Bachelor in Paradise, BUT I feel like everyone should read it. LOLOLOL I mean I feel like everyone should read everything I write... but anyway I feel like this is still…

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A Letter To My Future Daughter

  • August 15, 2016

HEY GIRL/DAUGHTER/SPAWN! I love you. I love you. I love you. You might be thinking, "Mom, you're so weird. Why are you writing me a letter? I'm not alive yet. Plus, YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BEING A KID/TEEN/YOUNG ADULT.” Well,…

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It’s not me, it’s you.

  • July 13, 2016

Dear men that like to call me "the coolest girl FRIEND" or that think I'm so "funny," Hi. How are you? I hope that you're doing well. I really didn't want to do this over the internet, but I feel like this…

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A Note From Your Single Friend

  • April 12, 2016

An adorable photo of me w/ my boyfriend. Shh. Listen. Can you hear it? It's love. And... it's in the air. For most people, love is something they share with another person. For me? It's something I share with my…

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